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The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 92.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 192ian economy, worth 939 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 148,391 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 192's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Pack Storage 192 is ranked 277,293^rd in the world and 1,993^rd in Two for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 32.53 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.